Ok, so the pregnancy was officially over – the baby was born and was breathing actual air. We had a tangible product after nine months of manufacturing, but with no warranty or distance-selling regulations we had to take care of it. The first step was to get Evelyn home safely from the maternity ward and driving with a newborn did not come without its worries…
If you took one look at me you’d instantly conclude that I’m not someone who is likely to have a gym pre-programmed into their sat nav. I’ve been a dad for over three years now and the combination of a crappy diet and lack of sleep has lent itself to me sporting the stereotypical “dad-bod”. Imagine, then, my surprise when Total Fitness asked me to review their gym… Continue reading “Review: Total Fitness”
Being an avid lover of gadgets, I got a bit excited when Electric Jukebox contacted me and asked if they could send me their impressive-looking digital media player. It boasts an incredibly simple setup and a very intuitive user experience, but at £169 you’re certainly paying a premium for the simplicity. Is it worth it? Continue reading “Review: Electric Jukebox – 30 million songs through your TV”
I was never bullied at school, but I was never one of the popular kids either, I was in that happy medium that required the least effort – I could just go by unnoticed if I wanted to. I was right where I wanted to be. No matter what position you held in the shitstorm of a school social-rank though, there was one question in January you could never avoid: “What did you get for Christmas?”. Continue reading “Why I dreaded starting the school term after Christmas”
Up until this week, my morning routine was manageable, just about. It was realistic – by no means easy – but I was aware that some people had it worse than I did. I didn’t complain. Kate’s just landed a new job, though, and it’s completely pissed on my chips, routine-wise. Continue reading “My morning routine just got harder”
Everyone loves newborn babies – they’re cute, they don’t chat shit and you can always find them right where you left them. For some reason though, people see a newborn baby and automatically assume they have the right to put their hands out and touch baby’s face! Why?! Continue reading “Do not touch my baby’s face!”
Pregnancy is the wrecking ball that obliterates both the internal structures of a woman and the foundations of both of our dignity. I started this blog with a view to being intolerably honest, and I feel I’ve not done this ethos justice if I skip this part. Here are the top five undignified moments of parenthood that we’ve endured.
The Philips OneBlade (QP2530) is Philips’s (Philips’?) answer to bridging the gap between an electric shaver and a beard trimmer. It’s aimed at those of us who want to style their facial hair (hence the funky shape). Philips claims the OneBlade is able to shave, trim and edge all lengths of hair. For me, the best part about the Philips OneBlade is its gentle shave – especially given my issues with shaving.
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Today is my daughter’s birthday party. She’s three years old – we managed to feed her enough nutrients and remove enough hazards for her to survive. Coming from a guy who electrocuted himself by touching a wire in Mexico “just to see if it was live”, this is pretty impressive stuff. Continue reading “Level 1 complete: baby to toddler”
The Tommee Tippee Perfect Prep Machine claims to be able to make a bottle for your combination/formula-fed baby in less than two minutes. It’s accurate, adjustable in the amount of feed it makes and the bottle is ready to consume instantly. Awesome, right? Is it too good to be true? Continue reading “Review: Tommee Tippee Perfect Prep Machine”